Trump Celebrates GOP Impeachment Report After Landing in UK, But He Must Not Have Read It

The first thing Donald Trump did after Air Force One touched down in the United Kingdom, was post on social media about his support for the newly released House GOP minority report on impeachment. He obviously did not read it though, because this report is a laughable waste of time that will do nothing to save him from impeachment.

Get ready, House Republicans’ big report, created to defend Trump from impeachment, argues that House Democrats have not provided enough evidence to impeach. Wow! Trump is cleared! Who could have seen that coming? Apparently the GOP report is 123 pages, so it was designed to never actually be read.

“The evidence presented does not prove any of these Democrat allegations and none of the Democrats’ witnesses testified to having evidence of bribery, extortion, or any high crime or misdemeanor,” the report says, according to multiple sources.

Instead of defending Trump, the GOP argues in their report that Trump was justified in asking Ukraine to investigate the Bidens because, “President Trump has a deep-seated, genuine, and reasonable skepticism of Ukraine due to its history of pervasive corruption.” Oh yeah sure, they really expect us to believe that Trump is some kind of historian and knows anything about the history of corruption in Ukrainian politics. No chance.

Trump was excited just by the headlines, which is understandable, considering things are not going well for him, “Just landed in the United Kingdom, heading to London for NATO meetings tomorrow. Prior to landing I read the Republicans Report on the Impeachment Hoax. Great job! Radical Left has NO CASE. Read the Transcripts. Shouldn’t even be allowed. Can we go to Supreme Court to stop?”

Trump wants us to believe he read a full 123 page document on Air Force One, while he was tweeting during much of the flight. Like we said, he has not read it and does not realize how pathetically weak of a defense it offers. It’s no surprise that the House minority put forward such weak arguments to defend Trump. He won’t even defend himself at the hearings.

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